I suspect y’all might be taking your workouts far too seriously. Either my people are reporting the DRAMA…high drama….around not working out, OR that they are taking the “Go Big or Go Home” mantra a tad too seriously. I mean, I want y’all all to be able to crack walnuts with your buttcheecks and all that nonsense (kidding), but come on now! If it ain’t fun, I’m not in.
Therefore, I unveil for you your new workout role models: